Racoon Eyes Anyone?

Wow! It's been a full year since my last post, and for that I apologize. But it's got me thinking...I wonder how all of my faithful followers have possibly managed in the absence of regular doses of my witty humor and outstanding taste in footwear. Hmmm...I shall ponder the effects of my neglect at a later date.Peter Thomas Roth "Power K Eye Rescue" . I have used PTR in the past with great success. They offer an amazing line of products with high concentrations of glycolic acid, which is great for battling acne while simultaneously offering some anti-aging benefits. As per the the printing on the jar, PTR Power K Eye Rescue is an "eye treatment for dark circles and fine lines. With: vitamin K in liposomes, anti-oxidants, vitamin C, green tea, kijic acid, co-enzyme Q-10 encapsulated in caviar-like beads, citrus bioflavonoids, and arnica".

Bob Harper, Will You Marry Me?

For those of you who don't know, I am a huge fan of the show The Biggest Loser (couldn't tell by looking at me, but whatever). I really enjoy watching these "contestants" overcome their struggles with weight and food. I used to think that the methods of the show weren't exactly healthy until I recently discovered that the show is filmed over a 225 day period. Anyway, enough about that.

You're Gonna Love My Nuts

Ahhh...the makers of ShamWow! are at it again. This time with a "revolutionary" "new" product idea called the Slap Chop. Below you will find the 3min infomercial for your viewing pleasure.

We're gonna make America skinny again...one slap at a time!

I Was Tagged and I Failed...B-A-N-D BANNED!

Wow, I totally suck! I got "tagged" by my girl Gretchen a looooong time ago and just now realized it. Though this is completely Christmas related, I am going to complete it in hopes that it will redeem me in the eyes of Gretchen's gypsy heart.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Hello all! With the holidays fast approaching, I thought it would be fun to share with you my favorite Thanksgiving commercial. I hope you find it as funny as I do!

What A Cheeky Bugger

Yeah...so, ok...I was on the phone yesterday, chatting up my BFF about her super cool new car. Being the busy-body that I am, I was pacing around my dining room...back and forth...back and forth. During one of my trips toward the front door, I glanced out the front window. Since my neighborhood is still sparsely populated, I take notice when someone walks down the street. So there I am, gazing haphazardly out the window while listening to the details of BFF's most recent purchase and there he was...strolling by in all his biblical glory. No, Jesus did not pass by my front window. It was what I can only assume was my neighbor...STARK FREAKING NAKED!!! When I first noticed him I thought to myself "Ha! That's funny. That guy's shorts are totally the same color as his skin and he totally looks naked!!" Theeeeeen, as he continued his glorious stroll up the street I was able to catch a glimpse of the rear view, the full moon. I nearly dropped the phone I was laughing so hard! I mean, WHO DOES THAT?! Who walks down a neighborhood street, well ANY street for that matter, NAKED?? Now mind you, it wasn't like he was covering himself and scurrying around like he locked himself out of the house. Nope! It looked like he was headed down to check the mail or something (no pun intended). I was seriously the strangest, funniest thing that has happened to me in a while.

Only in Laveen...

Does Anyone Know This Girl??